Friday, April 01, 2005

Wrinkles

The following is a list of things that cause wrinkles:

Food items:
Whole milk
Processed food items
White flour
Sugar

Man, what a bummer, I eat most of those things. I'm destined to be a wrinkled old lady. Oh well, at least I'll enjoy eating that junk. I suppose I could give up those things. There's no way I'm giving up sugar.....that's crazy talk. I guess I'm stuck with the wrinkled face. Ahh but there's plastic surgery. Could be an option.

I've always wanted to be a teen model.

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