Come let me pay you for nothing

The washing machine repairman came and took our $68.00 for nothing. Our washer is fine. Nothing wrong with it. That flood a weekend ago was just a figment of our imagination. So why does it just leak water all over the basement?

Okay. I will accept his reality. He says it is O.K. to use and that we will. The mop is ready and buckets are waiting.