office equipment safety

As I walked the lobby I noticed these frightening looking scissors on a table in the comfy seating area. I brought them to the service desk and walked off. I figured that once I was through with my initial task I'd find a suitable place for the scissors. While I was away how clever it was of my coworker to put together this note:

How to contract tetanus

Step 1. Pick up these scissors.

Step 2. Poke thy self (make sure you break the skin).

Step 3. Repeat step two until you have the following symptoms: lock jaw, fever, muscular irritability.
Trust me we are a safe and injury free workplace.


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