Dressing her all fancy-like
Why is dress shopping such a horrible experience? I hate it. I think I'd rather go au natural. I gave up on the dress thing. I went to the whole she-bang of dress stores out here with no luck. I am the reverse of what most women have problems with when looking for clothes to fit. I am top heavy with narrow hips. I'm an upside down girl. Always have been. You may be thinking "Gee, what is she complaining about?" well, I'm about 1-2 sizes larger on top than on bottom, dresses are just not made for busty ladies. (Well they are but I'm not into that line of work) That makes for a very depressing dress shopping experience. I haven't been able to find a classy dress that is flattering enough to justify spending more than $100 for a likely one time wearing. Have you seen some of the stuff out there? Not very many of the current in style things look good on anyone over a size 1. Not one out there looks good on me. Really?! Who fits into those blasted things? I've never been able to pull one off the rack and say "Oh, yeah, I'm a hot momma. Look out sailor!" as I stand in front of the 3 mirrors in the cramped fitting room with police station lighting. There's a suit collecting dust in my closet that will do and I'd rather spend the cash on chocolate and coffee instead. Wouldn't that be great?